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dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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