dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i barfeds in our rink
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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