I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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