Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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