He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
