What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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