i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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