Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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