I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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