was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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