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I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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