yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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