I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
the raccoons are back...
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