i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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