its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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