We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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