maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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