Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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