well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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