Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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