Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
