I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Terrible idea I love it
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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