where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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