like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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