google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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