sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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