i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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