OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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