i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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