Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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