batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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