Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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