Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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