i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
