This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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