Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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