No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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