So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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