my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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