she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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