have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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