She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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