Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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