when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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