I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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