there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If I had your ass I would rule the world
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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