question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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