Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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