I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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