I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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