is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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