One girl and one boy is just not enough.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My vagina just recognized that song.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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