I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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