1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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