He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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