are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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